What I Like:
- Boobies. Definitely a boob man.
- Car rides
- Binkies (also known as 'pacies', ' noobies', 'cry hole plugs')
- Being held. All. The. Time.
- Daddy's off-key singing
- Loud noises like the vaccum and hair dryer
- Sleeping on Mommy or in my carseat
- My gas drops...Delicious!
- Bath time - as long as a warm washcloth is on my body at all times
- Did I mentioned boobs?
What I hate:
- Diapy changes. I will scream like a murder is in progress.
- My co-sleeper (unless I'm in my carseat in the cosleeper)
- Being put down (god forbid)
- Tight swaddling (guess 10 months of cramped quarters was enough...)
- Lotion
- Gas bubbles
- Not having boobies.
Things Mommy and Daddy have learned:
- Small baby weinees still have far reaching pee-stream capabilities
- The crying baby always win. Don't try to fight it. Just do whatever he wants.
- Mommy is a comfort feeder. Crying? Feed him. Sleepy? Feed him. Yawning? Cooing? Sleeping? Feed him. Can't imagine why he not only regained his birth weight but also packed on another full pound within 2 weeks of birth...
- When I get scared I throw up ghetto hands. Cause I'm hood like that.
- I will sleep in my carseat, but only until 4am. After 4am I expect to sleep on Mommy. No exceptions. If you want to question this, please refer to the second bullet point.
- Daddy is a terrible singer, but by god that terrible singing is some sort of baby calming magic.
- Baby fingernails are SHARP, and cutting baby fingernails is like micro-surgery
- Burping the baby at 2am is a hassle, but having spit-up running down your cleavage at 2:30am is even more of a hassle.
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