Boy Mommies

Boy Mommies:
Set land speed records during diaper changes (amazing how fast the threat of pee can make you move)

Boy Mommies:
Scoff at the comment that boy clothes 'aren't as cute'. Clearly these people are bitter, failed shoppers.

Boy Mommies:
Can love a beer gut (on their 3 month old)

Boy Mommies:
Secretly strive to make their son a Mama's Boy

Boy Mommies:
Know that those cute little baby toots are going to be very un-cute man farts someday

Boy Mommies:
Are prepared to learn/participate in: nerf gun wars, wrestling matches, various contact sports, Lego building sessions, imaginary play that involves weaponry and general explosions

Boy Mommies:
Understand that there are a plethera of random injuries, scrapes, bruises, accidents, mishaps, broken household objects, and potential concussions that are the direct result of having a baby with XY chromosomes

Boy Mommies:
Are damn lucky ladies